and here's what you missed on game changer
High King Gil-Galad dying a virgin is tragic
I need my man Elendil to take one for the team right there on the battlefield
You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.
Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.
i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you
I see people talking about the idea that Teia and Rook commiserated over the challenges of dating Antivan men and I raise you, it is actually Teia and Lucanis commiserate over the challenges of dating De Rivas and their love of puns.
Teia: It is a miracle they have survived so long
filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again
the feminine urge to disguise yourself as a man and ride to minas tirith to die in battle with honour
I’m so sad.
Well fucks? Get to it!
I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital