Rico From The Penguins Of Madagascar

In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.

*zlomí vícero prutů naráz* naser si Svatopluku

80% tired 20% also tired

Hele... um... Green day jako skupina jsou o 3 roky starší než česká republika

Táta se mě zrovna zeptal jestli se nebudu cítit odstrčená když mě letos nevyšlehá, protože mu to přijde jako úchylná and na hlavu padlá tradice?

Let's go tati, nejlepší na světě

God, i wish i was rich...

There’s a certain threshold that’s passed by rich people where the fancy things they’re buying seems worse than the cheaper thing, but it’s rarer so they still buy it. A perfect example of this is the most expensive coffee bean - normal coffee beans are just coffee beans, but this one is eaten and digested by some small creature, and what you put in your coffee is their poopees. enjoy your poop coffee, Jeff Bozos. 

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