Motherstealer3000 - ☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑༒༆࿐ཽ༵

the benefits of a lesbian relationship

1. boobs

2. pussy as a meal for the day

3. kiss and do I need to continue?

THIS!!!!

“pillow princesses are selfi-“ i don’t give a fuck !! does my girl just want to lay down and spread her legs ? i’m right there swirling my tongue around her clit and she won’t even have to worry about her legs cause i’ll place them on my shoulders !! my princess only wants to climb on my lap ? good ! she won’t have to lift a finger cause i’ll be the one pressing a vibe right to her sensitive spots. my lovely angel just needs to ask and i’ll do anything for her. and never forget about the bath after, that’s what princesses deserve !!

Even worse, as groups humans can convince each other to do some of the stupidest things. Such as, catapulting themselves off of car hoods and cockpits.

In all fairness, the Liaisons made a very good point. Could the bots even do it? I mean, they practically challenged them to do it!

The liasons managed to convince both Whirl and Wheeljack to do it. Whirl wanted to hurl the tiny humans to see if they would explode if they missed the stack of pillows they were using as a landing pad. Wheeljack just wanted to know if he had the same strength in his alt mode as he did in his bot mode.

Optimus is having a talk with Rodimus when a liaison flies past. The prime nearly shuts down as he watches this tiny lifeform fly through the air. Miss the pile of pillows, and crash land into the wall. And then a second one flies past with just as much force. Thankfully they landed in the pillows.

Wheeljack and Whirl knowing now is probably the time to run:

Optimus who is .3 seconds away from killing them:

the many faces of optimus prime

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

why is this actually so relatable. like if you assume i'm rude then just be quiet and don't talk to me?

You always seem a little unapproachable/stuck up/intimidating to talk to and especially from your blog, like you don't seem very warm or friendly. And you only ever post about price or ghost. Are you racist or sth? Do you just not like people???

buddy you haven’t even seen unapproachable

Legolas: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about