One Day Ppl Online Are Gonna Have To Learn That There's No Way To Cordon Off "male" Sexuality As Uniquely

Thinking about THAT episode of UNHhhh right now

new-to-me #545 - All The Beauty and the Bloodshed

A day in the life of Walter White wake up in your tighty-whities lie to your pregnant wife. Make sure the lie is completely ludicrous and easily disproven so she knows how little you respect her. Ignore your son. Break into the house of your former student/surrogate son/mistress and launch a series of personal attacks against his character until he agrees to do something for you that will leave him with lasting psychological trauma and probably result in his relapsing. Kill one of his loved ones for good measure. Cook meth. Make flailing Donald Trump hand gestures so that people think you are feeling real human emotions. Cry over the loss of your virility. Throw a live grenade into a children’s hospital or something idk. Go home and lie to your lovely wife some more then throw a bitch fit because she didn’t cook you dinner. Make passive aggressive bedroom eyes at your brother-in-law. Go to bed and get some rest. Tomorrow is another big day.

SHE’S GOTTA LOT OF LEGS

four minutes of dennis reynolds being a ✨femme queen✨💅👑💕

strange aeons book review bingo

ive tried to fit this into her ask box but a) you can’t put photos i dont think? and b) i keep hitting the word limit so im just gonna post it anyways here’s a @strange-aeons​ book review bingo that i made while rewatching the onision book review videos

don’t mind the fact that it was made on piccollage lmao

made these for tt but I’m proud of them

What character from the Mountian Goats cinematic universe are you?

The good lord has given be too much free time so I made this 

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤