Get Me My Monday Morning Perverts' Fast Water

There's something to Dennis "I don't care for dogs" and "I prefer cats" Reynolds rushing into marriage with a woman who would turn herself into a cat while he actively avoids known puppy dog eyes having Mac McDonald whom he bought a dog for.

Something about a cat being in the wall....

Something about poppins the dog always coming back....

Something about Mac being loyal like a dog....

Something about cats in popular culture being feminine and dogs being masculine....

Something about Charlie Kelly have a "cat problem" of 30 stray cats outside his apartment and also being the one guy member of the gang we actually see be romantically involved with the most women...

Something....

Thinking about THAT episode of UNHhhh right now

the piano teacher is one of my fav movies ever but i can’t fucking watch it without thinking about how walter looks like pj duncan it ruins the movie for me a bit cause like pj would never do that….

(trixie voice) she eats herself out

SURRENDER THE NIGHT!

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hannibal + tiktok stuff

Mount Rushmore feels like a joke, like something someone would have made up because of how ridiculous it would be if it actually existed. what a waste of time and resources.

daniel johnston’s letter to sonic youth

Happy birthday to lily tomlin I just want to use this moment to thank her humongous brain for realizing she can use her stutter girl schtick to get away with saying the gayest shit on television