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when the ancients meeting goes on for too long and someone breaks out the sparkling juice

Holly and pure vanilla are always one to care for others despite themselves,, I just love this moment that highlights Holly caring nature AUGHHHH

is this what happened in beast yeast episode 8? i don't remember sorry chat 🙏

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

no cream sheeps were harmed in the making of this comic

One again posting about tall Shadow Milk Cookie propaganda.

"Holy shit he actually touched the grass..."

Shamil "forced" to go down Pyuba's eye level because of his short stature. (Shamil is (always taller than) 6 ft while Pyuba is 5"7~ ft)

"Shamil floats because he's short LOL" What if he was tall and goes down Pyuba's eye level so that he could see his face properly????? Increased levels of PATHETIC.

Shamil is all about power and control and his tall ass gives him the view of mortal cookies being below and lower than him that they'd have to look up to him(literally and figuratively). With Pyuba, however, he doesn't look up at Shamil when he talks at all and just listens. That irritated him. His eyes was always closed, that's why he kept provoking him by whispering into his ears to illicit reactions from Pyuba, and so that he opens his eyes and look at HIM. And then when he made him fall to become The Hermit of Truth(Truthless Recluse), he's always staring into nothing even though he could see just fine when something is up close. Now Shamil makes sure that he talks infront of Pyuba so that he'd have his attention even of he closes his eyes or not. Why do you think Shamil enjoys having face to face board games with him so much?

Also Shamil having beef with a bird.

This two deserves it seperate post

I'll eat your firstborn

I haven't slept in three days, I'm sick and I'm going to rip my skin off if Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie don't stop makING OUT

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION

GET BACK TO WORK

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

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(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)