Step 1. Get Everyone In The World To Want To Fuck Me

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

yes university officials I can be trusted with funding I totally did not spend 300$ recovering my long-dead laptop solely bc I didn’t want to lose the awful spn poetry I wrote on it at 17 years old

they should invent love for women who are weird control freaks

one day, if you try hard enough, you too can become a primary source

Dean Winchester voice my brother is gay because he’s annoying. My husband on the other hand The gayest thing he’s ever done is marry me. But that’s Because marriage is gay not because of the men thing. And that’s not nearly as gay as tofu

oh buddy it’s only monday monday

You all say you are woke but have you Awoken To The Truth that Cas definitely was possessing at least one of the victims in seasons 1-3 just as a way of snooping on Salmondean

Got clocked as a spn rewatcher at the circulation desk as I try to borrow the first two seasons dvds

Supernatural leaving Prime Video has me in DeanWinchester levels of denial rn

i think in so many ways you could pull sam out of the context of supernatural the show and he’s just the most boring generic insufferable white man (goes on runs, eats healthy, likes reading and podcasts, made going to a pretentious college part of his personality when he didn’t even graduate, etc) and like he is. he is! but he was also chosen by celestial forces to bring about the end times and rule over hell and became the first and only case of substance use disorder for demon blood. this is a man who was born to mansplain nutrition supplements to his fellow city bus riders but is forced to choose between heaven and hell when they’ve already tried to decide for him. and i just think that’s funny

Dean and Cas should have gotten to poke fun at Sam’s career choice more often. When Cas is annoyed, his response is always ‘ok law boy’ with an eye roll. Anytime Sam utters ‘so get this’, Dean and Cas rush to be the first to object. Dean threatens to sue Sam anytime he interrupts his alone time with Cas. The party city wig was actually one of those white British judge wigs.