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Elvira!

SOLVED IT!!!!!

It's because I can't see my own body at all.

None of the photos does justice to how much space I take up. How large my stomach is. The black of the suit behind the skeleton is so pitch black you can't see the awkward curves ect. That won't be the case in florescent stadium lights but who cares?

The skeleton is so distractingly white, and the pitch black just works perfectly for the overall effect of a floating skeleton. Even with additional layers and accessories, it's a chilling difference to my actual body.

I'm embarrassed to admit: I love it so much. I wish I could dress like a skeleton everyday. I am starting to actively search out skeleton clothes.

Also, it's pretty loose fitting. Getting looser. The pudge won't budge, but I'm definitely not the same.

Tobias is on to something.

Dressing up like a Sparkly Bat Skelton just healed some part of my soul.

Why haven't I done this sooner?

Like, is this not delicious? I'm so happy, and this isn't even close to done (I need sooooo many more rhinestones 😂)

Source: poeticalphotos

My vibe in every way

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