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Gravity Falls Season 3

"Cipher Fez"

"While I was making a research (as usual), I found this old box with triangles on it. My first thought was that this object could be hundreds of years old due to the material that made the box, but I took it to my house to keep track of it more comfortably."

"What I found inside was… curious. A fez. With the same symbol as the box. It didn't have any signs of scratches or wear. How could it have been preserved for so long?"

"WHATEVER, LET'S WEAR IT"

(...)

Yep, this is all the lore. Nothing more, nothing less¿¿¿

For some reason, when B1ll is possesing this GravityFalls version of ENA, his right arm falls dead. He still hasn't figured this out yet.

Unresolved

I like to think that Stanley used to process things through play and art. I headcanon he was one to scribble out in random pieces of papers, tiny poems and drawings and so on and eventually made a little journal with them.

Unfortunately, some things don't change even when he gets his happy ending.

Seeing the way Stanley thinks and handles himself (with fears, shame, and everything else) I still don't know why Ford, and even the fandom, seems to come to the conclusion that Stanley is a selfish and self-centered character. He didn't even want to ruin Ford's project, maybe he chose the wrong words to explain what happened, but he genuinely didn't mean to ruin anything, (I mean, Stanley was genuinely afraid of being alone in his town, he was angry and frustrated, and he was afraid to tell Ford, but I don't think he wanted to break Ford's dreams, you can tell Stanley really loved Ford, it's not for nothing that you base your life on protecting someone and encouraging said person, knowing this, why would Stanley do that with full intention?) not to mention the abuse and abandonment, which was stronger (and it shows) for Stanley than for Ford and Shermie, no matter how you look at it, it's kind of sad; Stanley surely wanted to hold on so tightly to Ford or to the little he had that he considered him to be something more than a failure, a spare part. After what happened with Ford and his most important relationships, Stan seems to have avoidant affect, like: I will actively screw up before I fully attach myself to someone.

FILBRICK PINES YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!! How the fuck can you live with doing that to your son?!

and then there's that fucking Filbrick... this makes me realize that he was going to get rid of Stanley with or without the accident... I hope he rots in hell, seriously, they screwed up Stan's life more than necessary, and it pisses me off when they say that the rest of what happened to Stan was Stanley's fault alone. Are you kidding me? His whole fucked up environment made him not want to improve himself and not believe that he could improve, why? If his important figures told him that he was a copy, a defective thing, an extra, a thing that's just making space. Not even Caryn! and her fucking BIG brother were able to refute anything knowing that Stanley was capable of fighting the devil himself in order to protect him, Stanley only asked for Ford's loyalty, to speak clearly, if they had spoken things could have been different. And the fandom tries so hard to always make Stanley out to be the idiot when he wasn't the only one, Ford I love you but you are also the biggest idiot I've ever seen, you waited for your brother to literally die to realize that. How do you spend thirty years feeding that hatred? Why do you blame Stanley for not listening to you? Why should he listen to the idiot who only wanted to know where he was to serve as his messenger? And you have the audacity to get angry and tell your brother that he did everything for you, that you're giving him the opportunity to do something good for his useless life? Don't fuck with me Ford, ahhhh!! It makes me more and more angry every time I discover more things about the Lore of Gravity Falls, because Stan had every justification for being a piece of shit person, and it makes me more angry that he had agreed to go on a trip with Ford, and that he recovered his memory so quickly. 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Or maybe I'm making a world out of something so basic.

mabel good

things not to do when you live with a paranoid asshole

It is complete…! :’D I wanted to get these done in December but life happened. Regardless, I’m glad I got to finish at a decent time. Enjoy some lovely Pines Winter bonding :D

i dunno anatomy and i don't care!

it really is a shame that some don't know that hippy anti-stan and "hip" youtuber anti-ford is a canon thing and not just a regular fan au....

once again it's hilarious that that it's not just a 'everyone is evil!!!' dimension and its what the stan twins would detest the most, so we have the main dimension versions being the ones on the verge of murdering their alt selves while the other two are way too fucking chill and that ends up pissing off the stan twins even more

Love random draw