some are born here, some drawn here, but we all call it home.
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child of grid divorce
caps
consolation prize
“I have my pussy back, if that would help to cheer you up?”
Lando's fork bobs in front of his open mouth, a pasta shell slips from its tines and stains his grey joggers tomato red.
“Since when?”
“Since you fucked it into the wall, of course.”
The fork clatters into the pasta bowl and Lando rolls his eyes, cheeks blazing, dinner forgotten. “Yeah, get fucked.”
“Well that is what I'm offering, obviously.”
norstappen, post-jeddah quali, magical pussy. E. 2.1k
F1 fan fiction ( driver x driver present day grid) - gax
Eat of me: A Memoir by a Killer Gentleman | one-shot | read on ao3
George Russell / Max Verstappen, Explicit, complete,
“One, two, three—Is this thing on?" He laughs. “Thank you for having me on your show. No, no. Thank you. What a great question. You see, the key to success in this business, well…” His mind goes back to the body of a poor chap from Glastonbury he left in the freezer last Monday, the bits of flesh he had to scrape from the pure leather of his Oxfords."
A day in the life of a serial killer, Jack the Ripper aspirant, George. Featuring his partner and his behated cats. Inspired by this amazing illustration by @lalikeslichto
spreading the bottom max agenda cos people on twt were calling him alpha :(
Charlie’s trying to cheer Max up with his favorite things. He’s trying his best…
(Part 2 of the False Apex series that started with Alpha in the Mirror.)
Chapter 3 is now live: in which Lando hits rock bottom, Fewtrell stages an intervention, and Max learns jealousy is a bitch.
Here, locked to AO3:
The secret is still safe, but the bond is breaking. After Miami, nothing is the same. Lando knows the truth now: Max is an Omega - and his mate. But what should have brought them closer only pulls them apart. Max can’t risk the fallout. Lando can’t stop the ache. Their bond remains unsealed, raw and agonizing, as the 2024 season hurtles toward its second half - and everything starts to unravel.
WIP: 3/10 | rating: mature | pairing: Lando Norris/Max Verstappen | Omegaverse
Chapters:
Prologue: The Happening
Friction
Disconnect
Born machine mr raikkonen
The talented man ahh
Miffy (Nijntje) x Max Verstappen
little rabbit 🐰 and little lion 🦁
guys sorry for the lack of details
🌸🍁
After multiple meltdowns and throwing my phone across the room (I shattered my screen) I'm finally done (god bless Pinterest for pose references)
For @thetwelfthcrow
Im sorry this took seven light years😭 I hope u like it!!😭
Credits to @hotmandrivefast for the pose
Max and Lewis at the post-race press conference in Spain
we (i) need some more cat!max !!! you know how some cats don’t like other people and will like hiss at them, i imagine max to be exactly like this. he loves his partner (obviously, you’re his everything) but around other people he’s like 🧍♂️😾 maybe one day he’s sitting with you in the sun (making biscuits !!! cat!max would sooooo knead his hand on your side and he’s so sleepy he doesn’t register that he’s even doing it but it’s sooo sweet 🫠) and a couple mutual friends come over and he knew they were coming, he just hadn’t realised that much time had passed so he’s just sitting there frowning the whole time with his tail constantly moving against you to maintain your attention !!!
i love cat!max with my whole heart ❤️🩹 love you 💞💞
Oh my god yes. I think I might once again be obsessed with the hybrid!au.
So firstly, we said that before you max used to always repress his cat instincts because growing up he was told they were signs of weakness and vulnerability and would distract him from racing.
It's only when you come along and help him that he starts to really embrace it. Sidenote, maybe when you start dating him you just automatically start to do some stuff that you know cat hybrids normally love and Max is so confused about why you're being so nice to him encouraging him.
Anyway, once Max gets over that hurdle, his cat instincts come out in full force. But only with you. He's still very shy and uncomfortable about showing it around anyone else. He's slowly starting to open up to his trainer and some key members of his team, but it's a VERY slow process.
So when you tell Max you have friends coming over, he is NOT happy because that means someone is gonna come and take your attention away from him! As far as Max is concerned from the moment you get home, it's like a switch flicks and he's able to just enjoy being a cat hybrid.
Your friends only come in the afternoon, so you give Max as much time as possible. You even decide to fuck and overstimulate him to make sure he's good.
The issue with that though, is that once Max is all fucked out and tired and just so so happy and cosy, all he wants to do is just lay on your chest and kneading your tummy and purring. Which you let him do of course, you could never deny him that.
Except that your friends arrive before Max has gotten his fill of post sex cuddles and snoozing and he is NOT happy. You tell him that he can stay in the bedroom and you'll just tell your friends that he isn't there, but no! No that's even worse because then he wouldn't even be able to see you!
Which is how you end up sharing a couch with a very pissed off Max who has his tail very firmly wrapped around you and is refusing to engage in conversation. Luckily, your friends are understanding and know how territorial cat hybrids can be so honestly it just tells them that you're clearly keeping Max very happy.
When your friends leave, Max is immediately rubbing himself ALL over the couches and pillows and stealing some of your hoodies to do the same with because now the apartment smells like your friends and max does not like it.
Once he's satisfied, he just plonks down on you and rubs his head against you until you start patting his back and stroking him and you have to do this for like two hours before Max forgives you for ending post sex cuddles early.
I can’t stop giving him little cat teef
Great congratulations to Kimi winning p4 today!!!
P giving Max a goodnight hug
Good Coffee Great Coffee au ☕
look how happy max is to see his pets playing together 😭😭😭
jimmy on screen! (and apparently he has a soft spot for chris 🤣)
no one is a bigger verstappie fighting in the trenches more than the red bull mechanics 😭
slow blinking meowstappen
Photos that belong together
Also i have thoughts about just domestic lestappen:
Charles lounging on the sofa and Max snuggled back into him, head against Charles's chest and Charles stroking his hair as Max plays some geography game on his phone and maxplains it to a very amused charles
Max is the little spoon i don't make the rules
Leo loves Jimmy and Sassy, only one of the cats loves Leo (but they have a treuce when it comes to nights cos they all wanna sleep on the bed with the humans)
They can't really shower together because Charles likes a very warm shower and Max claims he feels like he is being boiled
They still sometimes sit in the bathroom while the other showers when they didn't finish their very (not) important conversation yet
When Max isn't wearing red bull gear, he likes to wear Charles's clothes
They have a long running Mario kart championship between the two of them
I feel like Max would initiate a lot of cuddles and kisses but Charles is the one to deepen the kiss
Just ggrrrr max maxplaining away about something and Charles curls those ringed fingers around Max's chin and drags him into a sloppy kiss
Charles puts up a pic of the two of them somewhere and it inspires Max, who then puts pics of them together everywhere around the apartment
Charles secretly drinks the red bull max always has in stock
There are 2 sim set ups side by side so they can play together (max still does sim racing much more than Charles tho)
Max dozes off when Charles is playing piano and while Charles mock complains about max thinking it's boring, he is happy Max feels safe
On that note Charles teaching Max some piano, sitting behind him on the tiny bench and guiding his hands while kissing his neck and cheeks👀👀👀
Max learns French and Charles loves his little accent
Charles struggles more with Dutch but puts in the effort
Max hoards blankets in his sleep but Charles will happily get them back and just cuddle closer
Max sitting on the kitchen counter while Charles makes eggs (they both suck at cooking)
Charles waking Max up by presses kissing to his spin and shoulders until he squirms👀👀👀👀
Anyways this has turned out to be soft max and slightly dominant Charles and i love it
“It would be a personal victory for me to convince Ayrton that there are more things in life rather than just racing.”
— - Alain Prost