Montyspiddr - Ouuuaaahhaww

hello!! compiled all my drawings for femcweek2024 :)

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

Fairytale Princess (1896) | The Princess and a Butterfly Underneath a Fly Agaric (1895-1896)

— by Torsten Wasastjerna

i'm the normalest guy on the planet btw. #normalboy #normalcore #boynormal #normalguythings

honestly even though i am straight i think being the uke is the more appealing choice because i can already relate to the sensitivity & fragile beauty aspects Plus, if i am on the bottom for a more larger & macho kind of guy while still being heterosexual myself, it makes me seem like a tortured & mentally disintegrating wretch to any potentially onlooking women. then, if i am lucky, they will be overcome with a sudden & disorientingly intense desire for me as my pitiful appearance & circumstances start to trigger two of the most dangerous female instincts at once: Maternal nurture, & the innate feminine erotic interest in suffering & abuse...

anyways, personally i think being on the bottom you are less gay for all of the above reasons & sheer ability to attract many women, than if u are on the top , who is probably at least bisexual. I dont care thoufh because i'm not homophobic & tbh being the bottom feels kind of good in a weird way, like the thrill of the hunt as my plans go into motion, so honestly this is just like the win win scenario. and everyone is satisfied, which is beautiful.

By the way, if you read all this, and still don't work this scenario into your technique, you are actually stupid. ⚠️

hes so cool

Tumblr in Polish looks so fucked like

Polacy: Moi mutualsi uwu

Tumblr: Osoby, które odwzajemniają twoje obserwowanie :)

hi akechi nation

HAPPY GORO DAY !!