Happy 2019! 

redraw(?) of Logan from the scene that changed my life in Why We Get Out of Bed in the Morning?

(sorry for the shoddy quality)

original screenshot:

(also bonus version)

(which matches this Roman drawing)

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

sure why not enjoy my art  ig

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I like your shitty Undertaker cosplay.

I did a shitty Undertaker cosplay

Where the fuck is my stem and leaf diagram?

Ciel taking Edexcel Maths[probably] (via incorrect-kuro-quotes)

Favorite Male Anime Characters [5/?]

Undertaker from Black Butler

“How sad it would be, should laughter disappear.”

Hey so guys uh what the fuck

self care is blasting music into ur ears til u can barely think anymore

I’m drawing Anti in a black fur coat right now and MMMMMMMM

Never knew I needed this 👌