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CULT OF THE LAMB: A RANT/ CRITIQUE
Okay hi I really love this one game and no I'm not talking about NITW. I'm talking about Cult of The Lamb which is a rouge like and to take care of your little cultists. I really like the art, the concept, and the way you play the game. But I do have some critiques.
It's incredibly glitchy. I once got trapped outside of the map and had to reset to get back, I also had to restart 4 different times because everytime I got to this one boss it froze, you'll get an upgrade on your broom and for some reason you'll get the same upgrade twice, a follower gave me a request and it only said "make" nothing else. I had to look it up later to find out what this glitch meant. It would also stutter when me and my friend did rituals together and many others have reported.
Co-op. It's couch only(couch co-op is you have to play on the same console or device). While it's annoying it's not too disappointing. The problem is that it's obviously not made with co-op in mind. You have to be near each other or else you can't do anything, when you do an action it interrupts the other player which means if you're fighting you have to wait for the other to crawl over so you can see the enemy, there's a ton of enemies and with two people it gets incredibly cluttered which makes flaws in the maps obvious. When the creators said they'd have to remake the game for online co-op, It. Freaking. S h o w s.
Enemies. Sometimes there's straight up too many especially when your in a map you can't see the other side. Some of the bat like creatures go outside the map where you can't hit them, there's no second to breathe when you enter the map as the enemies immediately start attacking or maybe I experienced another glitch.
Now when I say these things I say them with love because I like the game. This seems like the creators bit off more than they could chew with the amount of content ultimately making it suffer. That's my rant thank you for reading if you did.
Edit: The real problem I think is inexperience. Another example of huge map having games with multiple features like many weapons, characters, skins is Apex Legends! It runs relatively fine but the team that worked on that is more familiar I believe and has a bigger team.
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im going insane I've been thinking about this one coloring game that I used to play as a kid. Does anyone remember a game with a level where there's a woman with a sword or a mechanical arm , peach short hair, and I think I slightly open poet shirt in fountain. Was this a false memory????? I think it had like crystal drops of water theme.
MAKE FANDOM CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!! REBLOG IF YOU THING FANDOM SHOULD BE CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!!
I mean selfship, bad art, bad writing, bad cosplay, weird theories and harmless headcanons, crossover ships, oc x canon, mary sue ocs, all of it. If itβs for your own personal entertainment it hurts NOBODY!!!
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