They Should Have Fucked In That Car

a pain slut if i've ever seen one

Day seventeen of wanting fem writers to put x fem reader tags in fem reader fics

some mammons -_-!

ft. green mams also...

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He is Not Listening

Hey if you feel entitled to male content and feel like male writers should cater to you as a fem reader like demanding fem reader fics and throwing a tantrum when the writer doesn't want fem readers interacting with their shit.

Please remember that literally the x reader tag anywhere is basically catered to you and don't harass and threaten writers because they won't do what you demand.

Thank you and have a good night.

wearing a mask so no one can tell where im looking

I legitimately can't stand people who refuse to tag correctly like it's not a hard god damn concept to put x fem reader in a tag.

Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay

Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy

The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Disney: ok we have notes

Ryan: no.

The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*

More Kas! Eddie ‘cause I said so.