We Were Absolutely Robbed Of This Chaotic Duo So Here Have Some Messy Doodles

don't be a pussy, when you're gonna write f! reader, put female reader or f! reader and not just afab! reader, whoever is reading that shit might not wanna get bombarded with female prounouns.

Eve and the Serpent, proprietors of Volcano Manor..

ELEVEN & HOPPER + Miami Vice

Y/N: *Gently taps table*

Jonathan: *Taps back*

Steve: What are they doing?

Robin: Morse code.

Y/N: *Aggressively taps table*

Jonathan: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

is the moon bothering you my king?

Wolverine #6 - "Lineage" (2025)

written by Saladin Ahmed art by Martin Coccolo & Bryan Valenza

[Toon x Mobster] A tender moment.

[Animation timelapse here!]

[AUDIO USED:] Chet Baker - Almost Blue Sound Effects edited by me!

Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay

Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy

The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Disney: ok we have notes

Ryan: no.

The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*

We’d like to make an announcement. Metallica is now a five piece, guys!

[Toon x Mobster] Gavriel Huffman's somewhere around 113.398 kg (250 lbs) in weight. Jack Desmond is 60.3278 kg (133 lbs).

Those mummy Desmond genes are coming in strong for Jack!