Robin: If I were a gardener, I would put
our 'two-lips' together.
Nancy: *blushes*
Steve: Why aren't we like that?
Eddie: If I were a gardener, you'd be my
hoe
Steve: That's why.
shoutout to the witcher books theyre kinda silly
Hello !! Call me Mo :)
ESP + ENG
Looks like the Wolverine has nightmares, thank God Wade is there to comfort his babygirl.
we all talk about the different ways to shut wade up and my headcanon is that another way is to make him angry. he hardly ever gets properly angry if you think about it, and i think people should be glad he doesn't. he yells when he's frustrated or incredulous or distressed, but in my head wade has the quiet sort of anger. if he's actually pissed off he seethes and doesn't raise his voice and it's terrifying. if someone he loves is in danger he's plowing through people silently like he's mowing the lawn. if he's just at home and someone has genuinely made him mad it sours the fuck out of the air because you can feel the anger emanating from him within like a 10 foot radius
After the breeding fic LMAO
More Kas! Eddie ‘cause I said so.
beamed that heatstroke guy with my brainworms ray, my condolences, looks terminal
he thinks he's gonna eat him