Real Event That Occured That I Cant Stop Thinking About

reminder that cis women aren’t the only people who are afab, please stop using afab as a replacement for female reader or she/her pronouns bc all you’re doing is using a term for trans people (generally) incorrectly and consequently making us really dysphoric and uncomfortable, i will never shut up about this i’ll die on this hill, and fuck you if you refuse to change or learn

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

Me when fem readers show up on my home page

Nah fr cuz fem readers not tagging just gets on my nerves and even when they dont tag its just fem readers on my reccommended it's rlly annoying honestly

EXACTLY

This why tagging is important for the filters to work!

ELEVEN & HOPPER + Miami Vice

Look me in the eyes and tell me Wade didn't wanna fuck him

nah cause all the fem reader fics with will make me real uncomfy ‼️‼️shoutout to all the writers who only write mlm/nblm for will and wlw/nblw for robin bc yall are real ones 🙏

writers of tumblr( from a fellow former writer), please do NOT write romantic fics with canonically gay/lesbian characters with readers that are the opposite gender. it is weird! platonic fics are totally ok, just not romantic ones. aus where you make the character straight are super weird and overall disrespectful tbh. please keep in mind that making a character gay is not the same as making one straight.

no debates on my page pls im always right‼️/j

Wolverine #6 - "Lineage" (2025)

written by Saladin Ahmed art by Martin Coccolo & Bryan Valenza

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay

Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy

The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him baby boy, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Disney: ok we have notes

Ryan: no.

The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*