RODNEy

“How’s it going?” It’s just goin’, man. I dunno what else to tell you

get you a mans who can do both

this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.

aw this just made my day

I bought some beautifull apples… so I made animation on it.

bad boy too pretty 😡

Jacket season ❄️

I’m sorry what I have ONE

Without looking, guess how many apps you have open on your phone right now.

Then check the actual number and tag this post with how wrong your guess was.

despite everything, somehow still a little shocked it's this controversial to say "being born in august does not make you more outgoing or impulsive or perceptive than being born in february" but that's okay. we'll get there.

do you like octopuses 🐙

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

dang that’s actually a good beat though

“Bang!” with every second beat removed