Plan E: Become The Second Coming Of.. *checks Notes* Is Heracales The Greek Form Of Jesus?

OMFG LMAO IM DYING HEALP

headcanon that children of athena do have powers. it's just that of spiderman. but due to their arachnaphobia. they refuse to acknowledge that side of their god-given abilities and rely on intelligence and strategy to survive.

eagle

sally you really dont wanna know what that means please dont look it up

-alex (percy’s bestie since he was 12)

Sally you have alpha sigma rizz and 10978 AURA

What??

how dare you >:[

Hey guys… i’ve got something to say.

Keep reading

romantic tension?

you won’t.

cool. btw having lance back on answering questions would be cool :3

does lance still have the altean marks that he got when allura, y’know.. *whispers* died? *unwhispering* sorry if thats a sensitive topic you dont have to answer

No, it's fine. Yes, he still has them. He did love Allura, and carrying a piece of her with him is something he is happy to do really. At least he tells me that. Maybe it's to make me or himself feel better about it, or he could have just grown to see it in that way. I know he avoided mirrors because of it at first, because he was still processing that she was truly gone.

Honestly I don't take much note of them anymore myself. When I started caring for him, after Allura died, it was always something my eyes would grab onto. Now, I barely think about it.

-Keith

love that will has the handwriting of a doctor

demigod handwriting!!

ive reached the peqk of boredom

i tried

ME TOO

Ice takes up way too much space in drinks. I prefer more drink than ice, thank you. I find myself annoyed whenever the ice hits my lip too, at this point no ice please. I think I just hate ice?

-Keith

“maybe in another universe we aren’t a trio serving cunt”

the other universe:

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much