THATS ARTWORK???????????? I DONT WEAR GLASSES BUT THATS BETTER THAN MY VISION WHAT THE SHIT

what the actual fuck

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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I hope you are well 🌷.

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Can you my pinned Post? On my account 😞

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DONATE TO THIS PERSON!!!!!!

EXCUSE ME WTF

arguably this is the funniest part about Jason in The Burning Maze:

thats not an answer mr d

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

now i wanna punch him

For those asking why I punched an alien official. He looked punchable. I totally was not hearing them shit talking the BOM behind our backs. That totally did not happen. Totally.

-Keith

“maybe in another universe we aren’t a trio serving cunt”

the other universe:

never

if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know

fine >:[

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

yay i got it right

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke