YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹
I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.
Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.
Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.
Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.
Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.
Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)
It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.
Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.
My body my choice
My body my choice
My body my choice
My body my choice!
choose
I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke
always an angel never a god.
imagine 7 year old annabeth becoming a child soldier and seeing her big sister die and thinking it was her fault. 14 year old luke seeing his younger sister sacrifice her life for his and annabeth’s and getting so angry at the gods, especially zeus for turning his daughter into a tree and hermes abandoning him and his mother when he could have easily helped. percy dragging his unconscious best friend up a hill then seeing his mother ‘die’ after being abused by gabe for so long and then becoming a soldier and basically a water boy for the gods. silena after finding out her boyfriend died and that its all her fault because shes helping luke, the traitor of camp. clarisse getting verbally abused by her father because shes a girl then seeing her crush die in her arms because she wouldnt help. jason after being abandoned by his mother at two and being raised by wolves then having his memory taken away and dying before he got to say goodbye to his best friend. piper after being sent away to a wilderness camp when all she wants is attention from her dad and then he gets kidnapped and almost killed. leo after gaea kills his mom and he has to run away from all of his foster homes. frank after his mom died in war and before he hoes to her funeral he finds out the only thing keeping him alive is a piece of firewood and his father is a god. hazel after dying and spending over 70 years in asphodel before her brother finds her and brings her back from the dead. nico after he realizes he’s gay but he’s in 1920 italy, his mother dies, gets his memories wiped, he’s dumped at the lotus casino, he gets out a goes to a military school, he develops a crush on percy, finds out he’s a demigod, his sister abandons him, he finds out his sister died and his crush tells him, he tries to hate him but he cant because it was his fault that his sister died, finds out his sister chose rebirth, finds out he has another sister and brings her back from the dead, goes back and forth from cj and chb because he doesnt belong, goes to tartarus willingly, gets trapped in a jar for 8(?) days, watches his crush and his crush’s girlfriend fall into tartarus, then not preventing an accidental su!c!de, then watching his best friend die.
always an angel never a god.
as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.
and i mean this in the nicest way possible
thinking about… jason grace leaving his glasses on while he fucks you, claiming it’s to “see every inch of you”. and he so keeps that statement, trailing his sky blue eyes down ever single centimeter of your bare skin, sending shivers down your spine as he does so. you would die like this, you’d let him kill you just so this would be your last sight. and additionally with the way every once in a while his fingers would spark, even better if their plugged inside you, sending a literal shock wave through your senses…
i agree with this but N O
how do you think Jason felt knowing he looked like Luke Kronos? how do you think this kid, this child who’d been raised to be a soldier, who is so fundamentally good and tries so hard, felt when he realized why the greek campers were uneasy around him.
not because he was roman. the greeks didn’t care about that. but because he was tall. lean. blond hair, blue eyes. facial scar. brotherly disposition.
someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a leader at this Camp. someone who’d looked just like Jason had been a brother here. someone who’d looked just like Jason had taken their trust and shredded it, had turned their siblings against them, had sabotaged their home, had caused so many deaths in his war to destroy Olympus, to be noticed by his father. (something Jason also desperately wants.)
Hera had sent Jason to replace Percy—the leader, the hero. but how was he meant to do that when all any of them could think when they looked at him was traitor?
your face is a skill issue
(IM SORRY THAT WAS RUDE)
-alex
Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu
I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.
oh!
you guys need so much therapy
My love life is dead like Jason.
annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself
Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??
-Keith
im listening to the ithaca saga again and whenever i get to the part of the song odyseuss where he goes “no” i keep imagining viktor from arcane saying “no” like he did when him and jayce were at the bridge and the whole “the undercity is dangerous!” “im from the undercity” thing happens
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