Patton: *Is Influenced By Deceit*

started a tumblr idk heres art for the island of the slaughtered au except its based off my fanfic where cody has developing Psychosis. WIN!! :3 dont jusge the background it sux

au by @eavee-ry

btw read it if you want I Guess (it's not that hype don't get your hopes up)

Billy Batson is a bottom.

Stanley Barber: Do you want to know your gay name?

Jacob Thrombey: My gay name?

Stanley Barber: Yes, it is your first name.

Jacob Thrombey: Very funny.

Stanley Barber: *Crouched on his knee* And my last name.

Jacob Thrombey: Oh God...

Mirabel: What happens to the car if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time?

Camilo: It takes a screenshot.

Isabela: Both of you get out.

What if... East High did the Julie And The Phantoms musical

Gina as Julie Molina

EJ as Luke Patterson

Big Red as Reggie Peters

Seb as Alex Mercer

Kourtney as Flynn

Ashlyn as Carrie Wilson

Carlos as Caleb

Nini as Kayla

And Ricky as Bobby / Trevor Wilson

Or

Ricky as Nick

is this anything

Jacob: You're pretty dumb.

Stanley: Thanks.

Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.

Stanley: *Walks through the door carrying a big box*

Syd: What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?

Stanley: I don't need a robotic girlfriend, I assure you, in twenty years I will be Jacob's second husband.

Jacob: What will happen to my first husband?

Stanley: Nothing you can prove.

Fine! Electrify mine, oh~ electrify my golden tooth 💗🎊