Strumming a guitar in a dimly lit room. A little stoned. Slightly stoned. Just a little.
Strum the guitar.
Think of how I might give you multiple orgasms.
Was a good day. It was a day I could half-way breathe. I handled what needed to be handled and then I went home.
The air is hot. I’m just in here with me.
For some reason, I talk a lot at work today. I talk way more than usual. I make people laugh. I get told I’m funny. I get told that I should do stand-up. I confess that in my 20s, I sorta tried that. I told him it didn’t go so well because I half-assed it and I didn’t have a god damn thing to say. He asked me if I think I do now. I said, yeah but I didn’t have anything unique to say.
I didn’t try so hard at stand-up. Maybe it wasn’t for me. I don’t know.
Thing is though, I took some risks in the way that I perform me and someone liked it.
I like that.
That was cool.
I need to get the fuck outta here.
These roommates really are not working out.
Like, being here irritates me.
I need to be alone. Truly alone sometimes.
I cannot be hearing the bickering and arguing that is the byproduct of your fucked up, sad marriage.
I can’t come “home” at the end of my 9 to 5 what a way to make a living day to scary cable news propaganda. That shit gets to me on a deep level. Like, maybe it’s the holy spirit helping me recognize with banal evil is. Seriously.
I probably need to be sitting down and talking to someone. I don’t want to take medication cuz it does nothing. The only drugs I’ll be taking are for the fun of it. Seriously. I’m only going to alter my mind with drugs if I feel like it. Not doing it on doctor’s orders if I can help it. Fuck that. Real talk though. I need to be talking to a professional probably. Don’t worry too much. I just need the perspective of someone with a more level-head than I’ve got.
Aight. Back to our regular scheduled programming.
Being aware of your own internal life and spending time there makes you remember that others possess an internal life as well.
This has the side effect of wanting to make sure the world is gentler.
Funny as hell.
Got stuck at work way too long and it fried my fucking brain.
Thing with dreams is
sometimes they are just too shiny
and they blind you.
Dreams burned into your brain
by people who finished school
and always work late
and you can never tell the difference
between yours
and theirs.
That kills.
The week been gentle. The week been chill. Too gentle. Too chill. I don't trust it, man. Shit has to get a little crazy some time. Why not today?
I get in. Email waiting for me. See, there is this special printer on the third floor. It's this beast of a machine that is used to print and scan technical drawings. It seems most people cannot scan to their network folder. Turning the machine off and then back on did precisely dick so it falls to me to exorcise the demons from this fucking machine.
I ascend one flight of stairs to see this for myself. Stick the piece of paper in. It scans. Well, son of a bitch. It works, right? Well no. For some people, it scans and then prompts for a password but guess what? The touch screen provides no way to actually enter in a password so whenever it prompts for a password, I'm sunk. That's a brick wall.
This has me sweating. Everybody is being nice about this but if I can't fix this, I'm thinking maybe it harms my reputation. Maybe people start thinking I can't hack it. It occurs to me now they probably don't care THAT much but being the anxious, neurotic son of a bitch that I am, I sweat.
So, I'm about out of ideas. I've not seen this problem before and Google is no help. Fuck. Why the hell did I come to work today?
I let the office admin know that I got no idea what the motherfuck is going on. She puts in a call to the printer company and she says they will call me and send someone out. Thing is though, I know they are gonna push back cuz there is no god damn way this is their problem. They call me up and tell me to piss off.
Yeah. I get it but fuck you too, brotha.
Aight. MacGyver time, man. Think. I'm up and down those stairs. Hey. Wait a minute. There are a few ports on the back of this printer. Got an ethernet port. Got some funky looking serial port and a USB port. Hmm. I run downstairs and grab a USB keyboard. I plug it into the USB port on the back of the printer and... IT TYPES. I can type in the password now. I type the password I think it wants and check the box that says 'remember my password.' ... IT WORKS. Holy shit. I fixed it. Inside I'm ecstatic. I walk tall. I'm like that guy at the end of The Right Stuff walking away from the wreckage with a cigar hanging out of his mouth.
God damn. I need to chill.
The blank space and the blinky-blinky.
Fan blowing and gettin’ down to the slow beat only they can hear. Move its head to the right. Move its head to the left. Do oscillating fans get together and have raves?
I’m a straight man. Sometimes I don’t even know what turns me on anymore. I mean, I do but not really.
I have an appointment with a therapist on Tuesday. This time I’ll go to the right address. I don’t really know what to say to him.
So, what brings you in?
Scream my lungs out.
Or punch the wall.
Or throw something.
Some people have the ability to manufacture reality for others.
I am not one of those fucking people.
You probably aren't either so we have that in common.
Lot of people just live here.
That's okay.
What happens is the machine
goes through us
too damn quick
til we got nothin’ but fun size Milky Way wrappers
in a Halloween treat bag.
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What happens is sometimes you find yourself ponderin’ what hell is.
It’s geographic region.
The shit that goes down there.
Always in the same ZIP code you’re in.
It’s Monday eternally.
That deep, polar bear cold you feel all over your body
never quits
and everything you got to do to eat that day
is gonna kill you.
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What happens is sometimes you live
and you’re happy enough to (almost) thank god.
Your walk has swagger to it.
Maybe the air that slowly kills you tastes sweeter.
You think maybe it’ll all be okay
till it all wears off like a crack hit.
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What happens is life.