Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Daughter Of Discord

My boys be sleppin’

Frankie likes holding his head and feet while he sleeps and I don’t even know what Jericho’s doing

*WHEEZING AND CRYING* W H A T

FRODO: gay man

SAM: ww1 trench warfare gay (straight when a woman is around but would drop it all for frodo)

PIPPIN AND MERRY: the gay cousins

GANDALF: old queen

ARAGORN: the thinking man's bisexual

LEGOLAS: gay but acts like he hasn't had time to deal with it (has had nothing but time due to elf immortality)

GIMLI: you gotta tell Legolas how you feel, man

BOROMIR: afraid of the truth. Aragorn doesn't want you like that you need to move on

GALADRIEL: transfemme elder bisexual

ARWEN: professional fag hag and she's SERIOUS about it #ALLY

ELROND: transmasc gay single dad making it work

FARAMIR: lesbian

EOWYN: lesbian

GOLLUM: homophobic SMEAGOL: i don't even have to say it.

Me irl u_u

so glad i can finally share this- here's something i did for a secret santa event!!

The amount of times they have bitten the blood out of my hands every time i reach out to hand feed or pet them is astounding. But i still love my silly little birdies to death <3

Mfs who've never owned chickens: "Can you believe chickens are dinosaurs? lol what a downgrade."

Chickens:

Lab Negotiations.

Ford says he traded some teeth to get his lab from Bill, but the truth is a lot stupider than that.

Supplementary backstory for Step IV of Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat.

they're silly

Y o

I can totally get behind an elf or half-elf Kravitz, but in my heart he's human, because I like to imagine something like:

alive, pre-reaper young adult Kravitz who's been reading too many romance novels: "I just want a beautiful and handsome elf boy to sweep me off my feet... and of course romantically grieve me when I, a human, inevitably grow old and perish in his arms... perhaps even fling himself into my grave..."

Kravitz several centuries later, indeed dating an unfathomably long-lived hot elf boy who is nevertheless the less immortal one in their relationship: "hmm. interesting."

Aww I love these designs! They look so good!

Bluey and Bingo as humans!

I hc Bluey to be super hyper and extroverted and plays many sports. She loves going to parties and getting into mischief.

I hc bingo as that one super calm and introverted kid, who loves meditation and daydreaming abt random stuff, and has a way with younger children and animals, and is a great ballerina for her age. She loves nature and just sitting outside on the grass, staring at everything.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

modern-day changeling tales