Fat Girl: Wow It Sucks That Everyone Looks Down On My Body Type :/ Loser Ass Dude: Thats Not True…i

barista: the usual, ma’am?

me: yep, i can’t start my day without it

the usual:

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

Continuing my streak of making quizzes that are more like weird experiences than actual quizzes with a New Creation!  

Have you ever wanted to be assigned a Real, Human Man Name? Well, now you can!

Bojo always looks like he just rolled out of bed