Saiki Aroace Real 🧀🧀🧀

ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......

He's so done

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I HAVE SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE TO SAY

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

help??

That moment when the eldritch monster haunting your city hits you with the gay thoughts instead of the horrific visions 🤕 (I just wanted to draw byler as stock images)

Screenshots of Kieran Culkin on The Graham Norton show, casually adding to the absolutely wild Eric Bogosian lore

Mean Girls (2004) // Conclave (2024)

Existential Nihilism Squad™