The Only Thing I Miss About Illegal Weed Over Legal Weed Is That I Was Friends With My Drug Dealer’s

? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

king rhubarb

He just finished parking his car

The #1 reason I transitioned is because it followed the Rule of Funny in the narrative I’m in atm

Being openly transgender in Massachusetts walking around looking like a Pokémon character irl

I think there might have been a creature here…

I’m American and I eat at least 2-3 cheeseburgers a week I fricking love burger …

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

Back in Massachusetts, felt like I was going to end if I didn't get back here even an hour sooner…

I wonder if cheaters are a boon to video game companies since they probably have to keep buying the same video game over and over every time they get banned

Fluttershy… we’re going to have to blow his freaking brains out…

Saying “Oh my God they shot him!!” to a conservative family member and showing them a photoshopped news article of Trump dead to ruin their world for a minute or so