I Drink Raw Milk FOR The Poop

I’m going to make him real

Before I transitioned into a woman, now I’ll transition into the Shape in your dreams

External Revenue Service is definitely up there with injecting bleach and hosting an event next to a sex shop on accident

Fucking for real, use XLOOKUP or perish if I catch you using VLOOLUP you’re on thin ice

My hot take is that VLOOKUP is dumb and that everyone should stop using it.

It’s economically viable to run off and make it in the woods for as long as you can

Gonna merge my car into yours in the parking lot hope that’s okay

Moxie soda is delicious and you want to drink some NOW

Oh fuck I think I just hit your golden retriever boyfriend with my range rover

I’m target training myself using a body pillow featuring a living human person, watch out

I think there might have been a creature here…