Nazis Have Red Hats And Do The “heartfelt Salute” Now

I would kill for Vivian Wilson, like a sort of friendly platonic murder friendship purely out of respect

US allies doing everything in their power to ensure the US government doesn’t fail from Trump so they can safeguard their own economies is hilarious lmao the economy is on fucking matchstick legs

If they ever confirm aliens are real I’m getting a radio license and blasting to the stars “SAVE US, PLANET NOT REAL” until I die of old age to fuck with them

Here are some of my favorite 4chan posts, rest in piss

The Walmart receipt checker looking at me in disgust after they open the trash can I’m buying and it has like 100 Blu-ray dvds from the bargain bin in it

Do you think whoever is going to replace Trump is going to be nicer? He’s just the first to rise to absolute power through chance, you better hope and pray that they don’t pick someone competent to replace him.

Living in the day and age where posting prompts for a language model to social media has a good chance of getting you a hit, like some fucked up modern version of fishing

Trump should assassinate the new pope and replace him

Conservatives souring on Trump not because he’s the worst guy ever but because he’s so stupid he’s doing a tank the economy speedrun