THE "R" IN "BTS ARMY" IS FOR "RECEIPTS"!!

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

HI IF YOURE PROTESTING IN LA AND YOURE UNDOCUMENTED/DACA/RESIDENT HOLDER GET OUT NOW!!

ICE HAS BEEN CALLED AND THEY ARE AT THE PROTESTS

I REPEAT

ICE IS AT THE DTLA PROTESTS

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

i’m having a fucking identity crisis

one of the nice things about heterosexuals i never see talked about on here is that they haven’t already heard all your gay jokes yet. i just really appreciate having a new audience sometimes for my completely automatic responses to phrases like ‘i’ll be straight with you’. so, shoutout to all the innocent hets out there who have a genuine giggle over lame quips that a fellow queer would groan and hit me for. ilu guys. 

ME AND MY HEELYS AT HEB

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

I was just at HEB (cause I’m Texan) and I had to stop zooming (on my Heelys babyy!!) every time I went past a group of workers cause they were getting evaluated by corporate and I felt unprofessional. This is despite the fact that I don’t work there and was just going to get some bootleg coco pebbles.