“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”
Got curious about if scallops have brains and
Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔
autism culture is seeing a post about ADHD culture that has a Very Relatable Feel but being unsure if you can reblog it because you don’t have ADHD
I made an eye patch and I feel EXACTLY like an anime character and like I get why they’re so dramatic
I get it now
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
It sounds scary
Oh shoes. This isn't like normal??
This was everything and then my mom left my dad and got a divorce. then like years later I came home after I missed the bus expecting to be yelled at only for my mom to say it's fine cause my sister could take me on her way to work and she left.
and I cried in the kitchen... because I was so scared... I was going to be in trouble but it felt worse that she wasn't mad. Like..I felt wrong for not being yelled at.
my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard
me who knows exactly whats coming:
we need to stop making jokes and text posts and writing satirical headlines about unfathomably stupid things donald trump might do or say in the future, because it appears that he's taking them all as suggestions
read this. then read it again. read it until you finally understand.
#BlackLivesMatter
#JusticeforGeorgeFloyd