So I Found This Caterpillar On My Way To Class

the ancient texts have returned

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what sex ed lessons for girls really need to do more on?

Body hair.

Like, from what I remember, we pretty much just got told as part of our puberty lessons that we were going to start growing hair on our armpits and pubic area and then it was on to the periods and breasts— because it’s not like there’s anything else to talk say about hair, right?

Things they didn’t cover:

You are going to have to shave your legs and armpits regularly from the age of about 11 until the age of about seventeen when you are finally allowed to drop PE.

If you don’t, all the girls in your PE class will tell you you are too hairy and ask you when you last shaved.

If you tell your Mum you want to start shaving your armpits, she will give you a razor and show you how to do it. If you then attempt to shave your legs as well, you will immediately stab yourself in the leg because you have no idea what you are doing. Your parents will come running when they hear you screaming about all the blood on the bathroom floor.

(Shower water dilutes blood, making it look like there’s way more than there is. You are fine.)

When you go swimming in the Summer holidays aged 13, your 11 year old little brother will feel entitled to tell you you need to shave your armpits.

We lied to you about how much hair you’re going to grow. Armpits and legs and privates are just the start.

Some girls get unibrows, some girls get moustaches, some girls get stray hairs on their breasts or chins. A lot of girls get hair on their stomachs or backs— if you’ve got dark hair, you might end up with noticeably hairy arms.

No matter what configuration of hair you’ve got on your body, society will treat you like a freak who needs to either shave or go live in the woods with the other animals— because at some point we all just decided that all women are naturally hairless except for their heads, eyebrows and eyelashes, and now you better damn well jump to meet that standard.

If you don’t want to shave, you may find yourself covering up instead, wearing clothes that are really too warm for the weather because the alternative is letting people see your body.

Body hair is perfectly natural, but the whole world is going to tell you it isn’t.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, hey, wait a minute, where are you going?

gosh i love piracy 

some parents will really be like: “i am going to make a joke that directly references my child’s insecurities, and worse, i am going to do it in public to other people, therefore exposing those insecurities to others” and then turn around and be like “hayden doesn’t really talk to me anymore. they’re so angry all the time and i don’t know why. i am perfect. this is bc of social media.”

What's your major in college?

stress

I feel like I should make it clear that this is from a facebook post not written by me, it shouldn't matter, its still wrong. The site needs to be gone.

Today I stumbled upon a website called Rapey.co. This website is one of (many) forum websites which focuses on REAL people normalizing pedophilia, rape, incest and even murder. They share VERY disturbing stories about children (sometimes even their own) and the fantasies or plans they wish to carry out which involve the rape and murder of women and children. Some of these are accounts asking for advice as to how to rape, how to murder, how to seduce children. If you take a look at my friends Facebook post ( https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1471682506554480&id=100011382334335 ) or at the horrific website itself (trigger warning) there are many disturbing screenshots and posts to read from. You can see it is not hidden, it is in plain sight. This is not found on the dark or deep web.. it is accessible through ANY BROWSER. Imagine being so confident and comfortable with such evil and horrific crimes that you are able to open up an entire website about it? This is because even THEY know nothing is going to be done about it, so there is no need to hide it.

I am ashamed to live in a society where things like this can so easily be posted and encouraged on the internet and the amount of people who witness it and do nothing about it. We live in a society that is trying to justify and normalize rape and pedophilia, and this is UNACCEPTABLE.

The children talked about by adults in these forums are at great danger. One man said he is trying to seduce his own daughter, and if that doesn't work he'd force himself on to her. Although it's extremely disturbing and triggering to read, IT NEEDS TO COME TO LIGHT, SO IT CAN COME TO AN END. (This was copy and pasted from a friends server, next announcement I'm linking the petition to get rid of it)

http://chng.it/NyNDdBQsjV please sign. This website is literally fucking disgusting

You all better fucking reblog this shit, my inbox should be full of reblogs

@nac-nic @comic-nerd-dc @baeilish @batsydweeb @incorrectbatfam @odd-blue @psychovigilantewrites

nice

read this. then read it again. read it until you finally understand.

#BlackLivesMatter

#JusticeforGeorgeFloyd

ladysminou:

cirishere:

thehottestmess:

klutzyfox:

hey-got-any-grapes:

damhalfblood:

crzyprsn42:

notdxbya:

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tinacroat:

anyarps:

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.

This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.

Not my blog type, I dont care.

Reblog for awareness. Do it.

@thegrinningkitten @trialoftheguilty-comic @the-bad-sanses @thewastedwaffle @thewastedwaffle @theundertalehuman @idonthavefronds @kit-kit-kat @the-star-sansess @lights-camera-stagefright @smol-lightning-bug @undertaleau-headcanons @enosstart @incorrect-ibvs-quotes @smol-spook-owo @starlypenguins @laurarose1701 @bellkim27 @definitely-a-living-human @smol-spook-owo @joyfultimetravelbanana @joyfultimetravelbanana2222 @aurellia404 @onebizarrekai @ds-and-ibvs-nerdo @horrordustislife @outcode-crossing @undertalethingems @dryemiddi @skumhuu @bung0us @ask-dreamswap @beruu14 @jmv-au @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho 

Boost this or so help me

I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”

I

Don’t

Care

If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.

And one last thing

TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW

I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.

So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.

I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.

@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song

@binch-i-might-be @broadwaypunk

@thegirlwholovedstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @this-is-humanitys-eleventh-hour @thekingwiththerustythrone @imaketheladiesmcswoon @icefoxe @grangerstarkid @itsybitsybookworm @official-lucifers-child (sorry for tagging you, this needs awareness) @theinsanelylogical @oh-were-califormia @jakemothpigeonchaos @microwave-gremlin @mr-mcswoon @adhdaydreaming

Sorry for tagging y'all, but this is so fucking important

@starkidding-around @grangerstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @mermistahawk @theinsanelylogical @articulateyoungcapitalist @someone-here-is-smart @racecrack-higgins @jaelynn-is-slightly-confused @the-cowbi

@chisheya @strxwberry-cottxge @propaganda-for-poets @philocxlyy @animeart907 @wolfstar-shitpost @wolfstarxmoon @mythiee @lovelylsddream @itsedgelord666iamcoal @lesbianralzarek @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @official-lucifers-child @wolfstarloml @bpd-bbyg @ladycottagecore @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople @dredsina @hellsite-hall-of-fame

@paperbark-paperback @ughgclden @nora2317 @ceasafeplace13 @yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain @acciothecookies @heroxvillian-mo @abbyiguess07 @serino137 @a-plucked-flower

@bigbadivy @phantomproductions

@a-smart-dumbass @madd-creations

@greentea7246@notdxbya@whoopdyprompts@your-local-disaster-bi@darling-its-blue-and-gay@padfootbadwolf @a-genderfluid-witch

i know some of us have never interacted but i need you guys to boost this, please.

@crzyprsn42 @darling-its-blue-and-gay @firerose @primulke @anxious-skogkatt @starrlight08 @sapphicsierramist @olive2608 @sapphicsierramist @justmemyselfandthefridge @leidiosyncraticone @whatever-happened-to-the-ducks @palindrome-k @holding-infinity-and-a-book @fandoms-fiend @angstystarghost @those-stars-in-her-eyes @ozziiee @calumthoodshands @takemyhand-bitch @johermione @vivir1000x @nemu1415 @masqueraderevelersx

I’m from Germany and they didn’t say anything in the news about this which makes me so fucking mad

this is scary

@mango-pickle @cipher-dorito @aadyeah @more-like-reyna PLEASE HELP BOOST IT!

REBLOG PLEASE,I BEG YOU.

Tagging some people- @secret-eden @thehottestmess @cirishere @whythefuckdoiexist @didyouputyournameinthegobi @paperfrogss @snowbaz-is-life @thefandomonly @scintillatea @holding-infinity-and-a-book  @will-byers-the-wise @rabidmultishipper @sixofsparrows  @notsofabulouslife07 @acereader         AND ALL OF YOU READING THIS PLEASE REBLOG,I AM BEGGING YOU.

!!! Please reblog!

@catsandcrabs @the-stars-love-me @justa-pipedream @fluffyblanketssupreme @ladysminou @persephcned @mydogisgaytoo @ohboyimadeactivate @nymphietonkslupin

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@queerymiracle @whythefuckdoiexist @acereader @sapphireamethystpatch @maritasdump @pyroclastic727 @the ho dash!!

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