Astronaut Readjusts To Life Back On Earth

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

I feel like this is worth saving for later, because of just how important this is (you gotta hype it up), but you can’t do this endeavor of reblogging every 1M+ without this post.

This is the tumblr post with the most notes.

thanks for the submission! it’s in the queue.

i’m not sure if this is really the most with the most notes though - i remember, in 2015 at the latest, some gif of a guy high-giving a pedestrian walk sine as it turned to a hand, which had 12M notes. I don’t know if that number is accurate, but if it is it’s my white whale.

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!