What I Actually Said: I Forgot

take me to art museums and make out with me

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

why does dennys have a tumblr

if i don’t talk to myself who will

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit