Millionminymoons - MillyMoons

trust only in the Force yourself

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

skizzleman they could never make me hate you

would you still love me again?

fic idea I'll probably?? write someday

I know the general consensus when it comes to mandalorians/jedi ships are that the mandos would be the pushy borderline partners that kindap their jedi darlings. But I like the idea of a fic where the jedis kidnap the mandos. Like, Obi-Wan is out on a mission and he ends up getting separated from Anakin. Cue panicking but he still works the mission hoping to save his padawan.

Meanwhile Jango is working a job and comes across free ad! He's pretty excited about it until he realizes that this ad he's found is in face a jedi!! He promptly tracks down the wayward padawan's master and returns Anakin, all the while, taking down enough bad guys to make Obi-Wan's mission a rousing success. Obviously very happy, Obi-Wan invites Jango back to the temple so that the other Jedi can show their appreciation. He's invited to spar with a few of the older masters. And Jocasta is especially happy to gain some insight into Mandalorian culture. The room Jango is staying in stops being a guest room and instead becomes Mister Fett's quarters.

It gets to the point that Jaster has to send a unit of mandalorians to go and retrieve his son. But much to their confusion, they were greeted with open arms by the Jedi. Each guest finds something to do. And the Jedi are all too excited to provide hot tea and home baked pastries for their cool new warrior friends. Especially when they find out that every mando warrior comes pre-equipped with light saber sparring skills. When Jaster has finally had enough he heads on over ready to make a big fuss. Only to be greeted with open arms. The Jedi certainly aren't forcing anyone but you try saying no to Master Windu's handmade sweet breads. Jaster has to return to Mandalore, of course. Reluctantly the rest of the Mando agree to go. And for a while, that's the way that it is. Until Obi-Wan shows up on Mandalore claiming to be there on a research mission. More Jedi show up. They don't leave. There are padawans toddling around keldabe. Yoda and Mace have begun an intense rivalry with Mando elders over who can make the best tea. Half-way through planning a new Jedi temple Jaster realizes that he's been kidnapped by a culture filled with crazy reckless anti-christs.

I can't stop thinking abt this fic so i had to sketch

What’s he doing walking around with a waist like that?

what if odysseus never took polites’s headband off, it just got more and more buried in his growing hair as his mercy was not yet gone, just hidden?

what if after the crew was struck by lightning in thunder bringer, zues doesn’t vaporize them completely, and just leaves a little scrap of all of their capes left, so now little colored scraps of fabric dot the battlefield of all of the men odysseus just chose to have die?

then, what if, after that, he takes the scrap of eurylochus’s cape and ties it around his wrist? (edit: what if odysseus gave it to citemine after he got home and she wears it as a hair tie…)

what if, during 600 strike, odysseus only has the strength to stab a god because polites, eurylochus, and the other 598 men are all holding the trident with him, he just can’t see it?

what if, instead of attacking odysseus along with the others in thunder bringer, eurylochus runs up and stands in front of odysseus, protecting his brother one last time before he dies? (hehe got that one from a fanfic)

…what if?

i needed an excuse to draw more of attorney scar so i redrew some memes with saul goodman and phoenix wright references under the cut

he prayed for times like this

reference to this!!