Mom Says I Can Have A Little Crack Cocaine :))

why is your orange

i used to be a basketball

evil wizard how do i use tumblr im new

believe everything you see unless you disagree with it; in that case, misinterpret it in a way that no logical person could have predicted and accuse the op of being a fascist. this applies double to children’s cartoons. good luck 💖✨

do you guys remember when nutella used to be like the girlblogger version of bacon

i fucking hate the mages guild all the necromancers make me do the fortnite dance and shout go white mage go

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

This is so funny to me