I Deleted My Old Tumblr (paxramena) For A Fresh Start Now That Im Older And More Social Media-inclined

why do we sleep on wrestling? it’s boomer riverdale. there’s an undead guy who’s controlled by a little dude with an urn that has his parents’ ashes in them. someone almost gets buried alive in an actual grave (in the ring). there was a plotline in steve austin’s rivalry with WWE owner vince mcmann where there rivalry is interrupted by an entity called the higher being who leads a cult that crucifies wrestlers. they kidnap vince mcmann’s daughter to make her marry an undead wizard. mcmann comes on the big screen and demands the higher being removes his mask- and when he does, it’s VINCE MCMANN. at one point someone drove a truck into the ring and started spraying water

TL;DR: professional wrestling is high camp

being dried off and dressed up in a little sweater right now. bitches wish!

minecraft is not about mining! it is not about diamonds! it is about. pretending to kiss your friends in the dirt house

whenever i start thinking like i’m insane im irredeemable i’m the joker i’m a cycle path i’m micheal myers i’m vincent collateral im amy dunne im patrick bateman im frank tj mackey im jim carrey’s grinch im the yellow wallpaper lady my period arrives within the next two days

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

caving expedition in the body of a fallen angel

i hate whenever theres a paladin/knight/generally gruff protector-type character in an alternate or historical time period, and when theyre adapted to the modern day or theres a popular modern AU headcanon theyre ALWAYS a cop. you fools. you fucking fools. a good aligned paladin wouldnt be a cop they would be a drug sponsor. a domestic cleaner. a child support worker. a sanitation worker. its not about cutting people in half with a zweihander its about serving the goddamn community