Fa Sho. You Know How I Be Big Pimpin. Bitches Love My Sonic The Hedgehog Video Games 🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️

Do you have a gf? Asking for a friend, haha ~cafemòchaaa

First of all, love the aesthetic gif & your blog, I'm a huge coffee/cafe enthusiast so I just followed you. ☕ 😍

Secondly, yes I do, she actually has a tumblr, she's @proseformylove (if you wanna follow 😉).

Is this your girlfriend?

COCOA ANNOUNCEMENT!!! YOUR COCOA BEAN HAS A FACE NOW!!!

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Sorry for yelling I'm just so excited

Oh, how delightful! Good morning!

5 Years of Pokémon GO

Not fair you tricked us!

How did you avoid getting sued by the kids that got injured's parents that went to your factory?

There was fine print on the back and bottom of each ticket stating that I wasn't to be held liable should any injuries or dismemberment occur in my factory. And by entering the factory, each parent and their child were physically in agreement.

He's not that nice you shouldn't stick around

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

Mario Chain Chomp Cat Bed made by TemptedBelongings

My favorite room is the tv room duh

What's your favorite room in the factory? (Here's mine:

Of course you'd pick the room with sausages. Do you ever get tired of stuffing your face, child?

My favorite room, in fact, happens to be the Chocolate room! Oh wait, no... that's not right. Maybe Dessert Island? Heh. It could be Yankee Doodles. Or not. As you can see, I haven't completely decided as I haven't given it much thought. Every room is special in its own way.

WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE HIM?

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?

"And the secret garden bloomed and bloomed and every morning revealed new miracles."

— The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett 🌿