Your 42 I Thought You Was Like 31 Or 35 Cuz 35-20 And All But You Look Young Af What's Your Skin Care

Riiiiiiight....if you say so titties

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?

🍁 Hello Autumn 🍂

who was ur favourite dmw character before it got cancelled? :D

God, I was teenager when that was airing. Off the top of my head, Shiro. She's the most memorable, tbh.

Unrelated sidenote: As for the paranormal asks, I haven't forgotten to answer them, just busy & tired. I will answer some tomorrow. 🖤🖤

He's an idiot

You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people

Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?

Jewellery that automatically makes you the sexiest person on the planet

When you opened your PC for the first time in years and sentient dust inside gotta go.

I don't like him

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

Eeveelution Positivity Postcards made by Awkitsu

Fleetway, poking Knuckles' unconscious body with a shovel: "Knuckles. Yo, Knuckles? Knuckles! Oh damn, he's straight up dead."

Tails: "WhY Do yOu eVeN HaVe a ShOvEl WiTh YoU????"

Fleetway, shrugs: "In case something like this happens."

Tails: .......

Fleetway: "I don't question your lifestyle so don't question mine."

I can’t with making fleetway care less about the damage he does to people

@sincerelyalice Back off Blondie!

@xx-maria Are you and Mr. Wonka "close friends"?

Yo wassup?

Hello Mike. Nice to see you again.

Anything I can do for you?