Hallo! Augustus Here! It Vas My Birzday Four Days Ago. ;) *shows Off A Book He Got Titled "Garfield Livin'

When you're browsing through someone's blog that you talk to often and you accidentally follow them and now you can't unfollow them because you'll look unfriendly. Aheh...👉👈

Oh well, at least it's someone I like, right?

Happy belated bro did you get some pussy

I was offline yesterday. But I received a lot of lovely bday wishes, more than I can answer individually cause I don't wanna spam everyone's dash. Thank you for all the warm bday wishes, even if I didn't screenshot yours (couldn't fit em all)! I'm still hungover & have a lot of post bday & wedding planning stuff to do so I'm gonna go recharge! 😂 Cheers, gracias & bye! 💖💖

Ha you're in trouble!

I need to have a word with you and Edward privately please. 😁 IMMEDIATELY 😠

Oh...

Yeah sure, one moment, Tarrant.

WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE HIM?

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?

Johto Pokemon Travel Posters made by PoriPori

I told you he's crazy

Let's keep pumping out the chocolate!

My favorite room is the tv room duh

What's your favorite room in the factory? (Here's mine:

Of course you'd pick the room with sausages. Do you ever get tired of stuffing your face, child?

My favorite room, in fact, happens to be the Chocolate room! Oh wait, no... that's not right. Maybe Dessert Island? Heh. It could be Yankee Doodles. Or not. As you can see, I haven't completely decided as I haven't given it much thought. Every room is special in its own way.

[I had a selfie that reminded me of a Greek statue, so I got the idea to use it for a dark/semi light moodboard] ☁️

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Maybe you should get over your fear of the dentist

@wilburwonkasblog Some awfully and recently constructed tumblr (maybe bot?) page promoting dentistry products and healthcare was following me and now they've mysteriously disappeared! I only noticed because they were selling dentist related stuff, and you know how I feel about that stuff. I hope that I can trust it wasn't you, no, you wouldn't do that. Especially not now?

No

Good morning, my little chocolate chips! Ride and shine! Up and at 'em! Take that sip of hot Joe and let's all have a productive day today, yes?