I Hate That Thing Some People Do Where It's Like. "I Left My Wallet On The Table To See If You'd Say

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

More Posts from Mike-wheeler-is-gay and Others

1 month ago

"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

2 months ago
Here’s The Closeted Furries “hey Man… Can U Bum Me A Cig” And “the One Uncle Nobody Invites
Here’s The Closeted Furries “hey Man… Can U Bum Me A Cig” And “the One Uncle Nobody Invites

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

image
image
3 months ago

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

2 months ago

I think maybe people need to remember that the reason people will often assume Asexual also means Aromantic or will Assume people are AroAce if they are one of those identities isn't because AroAces are muddying the narrative of what Aspec is but actually because a lot of society doesn't understand what the hell the split attraction model is.

Most people cannot conceptualize Romance and Sex as two separate things. For most people, Romantic attraction and Sexual attraction are the same or go hand in hand. They hear "I'm not interested in sex" and assume you must also not be interested in romance because to them romance cannot exist without sex. The same can be said for vice versa.

So please, PLEASE, stop framing this issue as something aroaces caused. Please start going after the actual core of the issue, which is societies lack of knowledge and understanding of split attraction. AroAces are not you enemy here. We are not the ones causing you to be mistaken as AroAce. We can work together to solve this if only you would stop shoving us away due to fear of even being associated with us.

1 year ago

90 - 9 = 91

It's true. My 3rd grade brother told me.

2 months ago

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

1 month ago

PSA: dont use l33t speak in AO3 tags

PSA: Dont Use L33t Speak In AO3 Tags

[image ID: an AO3 tag that reads ‘implied suicidal thoughts’ but with exclamation marks in place of the letters i]

if you do this, congrats, you’ve totally defeated the purpose of the tagging system!

AO3 is not tiktok. it is not run by a mega-corporation that sanitizes content for advertisability and shadowbans or deletes content. it’s an ARCHIVE. 

by doing this, it means people won’t be able to exclude or include your tags. and if they use a text-to-speech reader, you’ve made it ten times harder to understand. 

this goes for tumblr too!! if you put “su!c!de tw” anybody who has “suicide tw” blacklisted will still see your post. it’s not a warning if the words aren’t able to be read or recognized by the systems.

no hate if you’ve been doing this! just fix your tags and don’t do it in the future.

1 year ago

I had no idea what to say lol

Was trying to flirt with @mike-wheeler-is-gay , I think I did pretty well

Was Trying To Flirt With @mike-wheeler-is-gay , I Think I Did Pretty Well

(it's ok because I'm gay lol)

2 years ago

My mom won't let me buy an Important Blue Internet Checkmark (T_T)


Tags
  • the-furry-butler
    the-furry-butler reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • corvidsforhire
    corvidsforhire reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • the-furry-butler
    the-furry-butler liked this · 1 month ago
  • anvis75
    anvis75 liked this · 1 month ago
  • fluffy-shade
    fluffy-shade reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • aquaghoul
    aquaghoul liked this · 1 month ago
  • spectrophobiia
    spectrophobiia reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • spectrophobiia
    spectrophobiia liked this · 1 month ago
  • canadiansnek
    canadiansnek liked this · 1 month ago
  • glitchinginthegarden
    glitchinginthegarden reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • saltyfinalboss
    saltyfinalboss liked this · 1 month ago
  • chancycecilclancymossovergrowth
    chancycecilclancymossovergrowth reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • anahawthorne
    anahawthorne reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • space-plume
    space-plume liked this · 1 month ago
  • medie-val
    medie-val reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • imakle
    imakle reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • hellvenum
    hellvenum liked this · 1 month ago
  • swarmof-beessss
    swarmof-beessss liked this · 1 month ago
  • marshmakoi
    marshmakoi reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • birds-nest-trinkets
    birds-nest-trinkets liked this · 1 month ago
  • purecarnage
    purecarnage reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • arafaelkestra
    arafaelkestra reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • luckycheesecakearcade
    luckycheesecakearcade liked this · 1 month ago
  • bugofmanynames
    bugofmanynames liked this · 1 month ago
  • mets-negative
    mets-negative reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • mets-negative
    mets-negative liked this · 1 month ago
  • sitcomprophet
    sitcomprophet liked this · 1 month ago
  • devs06260
    devs06260 liked this · 1 month ago
  • everythingincorporated
    everythingincorporated reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • laconic-draconic
    laconic-draconic reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • thats-not-the-sky
    thats-not-the-sky liked this · 1 month ago
  • laconic-draconic
    laconic-draconic liked this · 1 month ago
  • the-megs
    the-megs reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • the-megs
    the-megs liked this · 1 month ago
  • lovelesshearts
    lovelesshearts liked this · 1 month ago
  • terrorbrigade
    terrorbrigade liked this · 1 month ago
  • bins0
    bins0 liked this · 1 month ago
  • cowboy-crimez
    cowboy-crimez reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • doomfisthero
    doomfisthero reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • specspectacle
    specspectacle reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • putasidelogic
    putasidelogic reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • writings-ofthe-heart
    writings-ofthe-heart reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • vynofiron
    vynofiron reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • pixelowl
    pixelowl liked this · 1 month ago
  • marshmakoi
    marshmakoi liked this · 1 month ago
  • silentlovesongblog
    silentlovesongblog reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • silentlovesongblog
    silentlovesongblog liked this · 1 month ago
  • starspangledpumpkin
    starspangledpumpkin reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • duringthewinters
    duringthewinters liked this · 1 month ago
mike-wheeler-is-gay - My Blog :)
My Blog :)

Alex (he/him) 🏳️‍⚧️ Free Palestine 🇵🇸

169 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags