Azi *trying To Flirt Again*: Crowley, Is It Hot In Here Or-

The War Ahead - Bleeding Heart

So it begins...

(I will never draw another wing ever again > immediately proceeds to plan another feathered piece)

Remember the post I wrote about Aziraphale being a fighter?

Do you wanna know who isn't one?

Crowley

And no, I'm not saying he is a lover or some bullshit like that. Aziraphale is a fighter AND a lover. No, Crowley is a strategist.

He fights with his brain. He is really good at thinking on his feet. In a physical fight, he gets over the violence by talking his way out of it and using his creativity to come up with a quick exit. He thinks up plans quickly and efficiently (raising the antichrist, surviving Ligur and Hastur, getting Hastur stuck in the phone, figuring out how to cross the M25 aflame, the Arrangement, saving Aziraphale in 1941, the plan to rob the church in the 60s, fooling an horde of angels into believing Job's kids are new kids, do you want me to continue?).

And he has the added bonus of having a silver tongue, so his words are always clearly his main weapon to bring his plans into fruition. And, so far, we've only seen him fail once: convincing Aziraphale to stay

you know when beelzebub and gabriel were revealed to be in love and fucked off to alpha centauri it must have felt to aziraphale and crowley like learning your childhood bullies who had picked on you for years for being different and weird and closeted gay had actually come out as bi and were happily in a queer relationship while you’re still wrestling with the trauma they contributed to

like, good for you guys, love is love and gay rights and all, but come on, really?

Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture. 

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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.

they are actually so crowley and aziraphale

like hello

the script book makes all the sweet, heart-wrenching moments even worse because you realise just how much of it is david and michael. i was reading through the tadfield manor scene and i will kill to get season 2 and 3 script books once s3 has been released.

a few highlights:

the paintball and coat scene where crowley does his little kissy blowy miracle? you know what the script says?

gestures. GESTURES. and i assume david went no yeah, kiss time it is, and here we are. unbelievable.

and that soft smiley "come on" it's killing me. someone take this show away from.

ah yes, pushing.

great pushing. amazing pushing. might even be called kicking.

crowley growling out hastur when the nun mentions the fire? not in the script! very curious who decided to add it because i love that change.

this change on the other hand? neil, neil who decided to cut this, NEIL stand trial for your crimes WHERE IS MY GRABBING WHERE IS MY HAULING

“Am I ssure?” Crowley hissed, pressing scalding kisses under Aziraphale’s jaw. “Six thousand years and you ask if I’m sure?” @theladyzephyr

This started as a couple of cute sketches and was going to be a quick comic (after all, the fic is less than 500 words), but well, things quickly spiraled out of control. I mean, look at them.

Crowley scares a dude with his demonic form and dude faints

Aziraphale: My coat though, can you 😏fix it😏

Crowley talks about demons being outside the bookshop and everyone being in danger

Aziraphale: ☺️Want to dance?😏

Guillotine, people dying

Aziraphale: ☺️Crowley!😙 😏Good Lord😏

Bombed church, holy ground

Aziraphale: ☺️I☺️love☺️him☺️

Driving through fire

Aziraphale: ☺️So😏Anyyything I can do for you?😉😚