Have You Heard Of Our Lord And Savior Bildad The Shuhite? ❤️

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I really love their clothes 💕

maggots go sleep

dear maggots i know for a FACT that it is past midnight for a lot of you fuckers, I've been going through my notifs and even I got sleepy enough that i'm taking a break and I'm going to nap and it's 3 in the afternoon where I am. if im sleeping im going to yell at you all to sleep too, because sometimes the crazy adopted child must take care of his internet family.

IF IT'S PAST 11 PM WHERE YOU LIVE CLOSE TUMBLR AND GO TO SLEEP YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOTS I KNOW HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED YOU ARE. NOPE SHUSH-SHUSH-SHUSH NO EXCUSES GOODNIGHT. IF YOU HAVE INSOMNIA GO CUDDLE WITH A PILLOW OR SOMETHING GET OFF THE INTERNET IT'S GOODNIGHT BYEBYE TIME, AS I TELL MY DOGGY SISTER. Here's a photo of her sleeping. Are you inspired? GOOD. GO TO SLEEP. DREAM OF FLUFFY CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE THINGS. NIGHT NIGHT.

Me and my mom have two different options. This has torn our family apart. So we need you to settle this, who's better Crowley or Aziraphale?

Let’s make this easier. Let’s say that Crowley is water and light and Aziraphale is air and gravity. Now you just have to decide which one you need to survive here on Earth and you’ll be able to easily figure out who is better, Aziraphale or Crowley.

You know what would be kind of interesting.

Assuming in the show Second Coming means damning Demons to eternal sulfur…

So we have Gabriel who’s openly in love with Beelzebub now. We have Aziraphale who took his job and let’s say he will not be told that carrying out the Second Coming means damning Crowley and other Demons to eternal torture.

But Gabriel can’t fucking have it now. He knows what it means. That’s Beelzebub who’d be taken away from him.

Imagine. Gabriel. The absolute prick of Season 1. Being the one grabbing Aziraphale by his fucking jacket and shouting at him that he wants to torture Gabriel’s love.

“I can’t believe you’d do this to Crowley, but I’m not letting you hurt Beelzebub!”

6000 YEARS

I’m indifferent to whether or not God narrates s3, but if she is, I hope it’s to call these two out on their bullshit.

Good Omens | 1.01 In The Beginning

From gagging from just saying the word "Heaven"

To calling out to God

(Credits to @mobius-m-mobius for the second gif btw)