Good Omens | 1.01 In The Beginning

Hc that Croli is autistic and adhd but tries his best to mask at all times bc reasons

laura’s 10k celebration (top 30 ships as voted by my followers) ✵ 18 ➳ crowley & aziraphale

↳ “Perhaps one day we could, I don’t know, go for a picnic. Dine at the Ritz.” “I’ll give you a lift. Anywhere you want to go.”

"My dear" has become deeply entrenched and deeply beloved fanon; most fanfics have Aziraphale calling Crowley that as a regular thing. I know, I know, it appears just ONCE in the book, along with a "dear boy" and a "my dear boy," and there's a "my dear fellow" in S1E3… Luckily, rationality is NOT a requirement for membership in the Good Omens fandom, lol!

Anyways: Season 3 is our final chance to hear Aziraphale call Crowley "my dear." And therefore, my ask is: Would you please please PLEASE give us a "my dear"? You know what I mean, NOT a, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" kind of "my dear," but one where Aziraphale does the big blue eyes look (you know the one I mean, or if you don't, Michael will know), and then says it.

PLEASE can we have a "my dear"? PLEASE?! Please please please?! {grovels shamelessly} Please, Neil, PLEASE give us a "my dear"! A small one?! If Good Omens finishes without a "my dear," I will absolutely DIE! {swoons dramatically}

{cracks one eye open to see Neil's reaction}

Good news! Crowley will be transformed into a deer at the start of season 3, and Aziraphale will ask if anyone has seen his deer repeatedly.

#mood

i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

Post Season 2 fanfictions be like

Aziraphale: I am back

Crowley: I am mad at you

Aziraphale: No you are not

Crowley: No I am not

loud making out noises

end

So I can't stop doodling duck omens now so I ended up doodling some innefable ducks

There may be no nightingales but we do indeed have ducks

I need some random conversation where eg Nina groans she wishes people and relationships weren’t so complicated and btw please take her choices away and just make the decision for her

And Aziraphale just

“Blame Crowley for that one.”

Crowley: “Hey!”

(Please imagine Nina’s and Maggie’s faces when Aziraphale tells them that Crowley is the Serpent of Eden who introduced Free Will)

Nina: “I thought Lucifer did that.”

Crowley: “You humans never give me credit for my best work 😒”

Nina: “Was Lucifer really the prettiest Angel then?”

Aziraphale: “No.”

guys yesterday I re-watched The Greatest Showman and I had to draw a Good Omens AU, the hospital scene, and I imagined it at the end of season 3 (after the Second Coming) when Aziraphale woke up after the battle and the first thing he sees is Crowley😭❤️ I CAN'T PLEASE STOP ME

• Good Omens × The Greatest Showman •

One, two, three... WHAT IF WE REWRITE THE STAAAARS✨😭

Ps. I'm sorry for the way I beat Azi up😭

Azi *seduction mode on*: I wasn't always religious, but now I am, because you're the answer to all my-

Crowley: You're a literal angel, Aziraphale, what do you mean you weren't religious?

Azi:

Azi *trying again*: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Crowley: Angel, I didn't fall, I just sauntered vaguely-

Azi *slams down 101 pick up lines*: WILL YOU LET ME FLIRT-