Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

I think that ambulance people should let Misty and the other Yellowjackets eat Nat if they want to. Like, I know it's not what normally happens but they're Yellowjackets, what are they going to do, just not consume their dead team mate? Grow up.

Layers.

So many layers.

Oh my god.

wenclair brainrot anyone? dress designs by @tanuki-pyon

Thinking about tara getting scared after she starts to lose feeling in the hand she got stabbed in🥺

she'd feel so scared and so mad at the same time with all of the changes, definitely :(

they told her she'd never fully recover after they take off her bandages. of course, she'd still have part of the movement, but it would never be the same (it would be WAY harder, in fact).

but she still had stitches that were healing and they advised her to not try to move much for a few weeks, which left her not really paying much attention to the consequences. she was already used to not being able to use the hand at that point.

but it's so weird to brush her hand over the scar, noticing the sensation of her thumb brushing change as it goes over it. it's so weird because she always feels like something's buzzing. it's agonizing because she tries to move it and it's like her hand is not even responding to the command properly. it hurts, it hurts so bad even when she isn't doing anything, really.

and knowing she would have to deal with this agony for the rest of her life? god, that shatters her.

Wednesday: *pulls curtain back while Enid is in the shower*

Wednesday: Are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - are we out of gunpowder?

how is tara just the littlest guy. and gets more little with every picture 😭

She's so fun to draw

there’s a sick twisted evil little man in my brain that needs tara to get fucked up real bad in s7 and for sam to ACTUALLY witness it this time. give me all the feels. give me protective sam going absolutely batshit crazy over her sister getting hurt, give me feral sam who breaks down cuz she thinks tara’s actually gonna fucking die, give me some real food u cowards!! i’m talking s5 opening scene level getting fucked up

(but then let them eventually be happy. that would b cool too.)

[Sometime after graduation]

Yoko: Why is Enid crying?

Wednesday: She’s had a little too much to drink.

Yoko: And?

Wednesday: She asked me out and I told her I’m married. Now she’s crying because I’m unavailable.

Yoko: ..But you guys are literally married to each other??

Wednesday: I know.