Enid: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE???

I think that ambulance people should let Misty and the other Yellowjackets eat Nat if they want to. Like, I know it's not what normally happens but they're Yellowjackets, what are they going to do, just not consume their dead team mate? Grow up.

Just typical roommate stuff.

Canon event between siblings.

Mafia Addams Family/Detective au

The Girls end up at the hospital for the umpteenth time

Wednesday barges in the room to find the werewolf, vampire and siren lying down in their usual hospital beds

Wednesday: Okay. Which one of you did it this time.

Yoko: Don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one driving!

Wednesday: I’m looking at Enid. Babe. What happened?

Enid: No, no, no this time it wasn’t my fault! I was the one driving but it was Divina’s fault.

Divina, sighing: Yeah it was.

Wednesday: You? I expected more out of you, Fisher. It’s usually these idiots that cause the trouble. What happened?

-earlier in the car-

Enid, driving: Come on! We’ve never heard you sing!

Divina: I’m bad okay! I sound like a dying whale, you guys don’t want to hear me.

Yoko: Oh come on, babe. Not even for me?

Divina: Not even for you babe.

Enid: Oh come on! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Enid and Yoko: Sing for us! Sing for us! Sing for us!

Divina: OKAY SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU. Okay. Here it goes-

-back to the hospital-

Divina: Yeah….. so that was my bad.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: You put them to sleep with your singing.

Divina, sighing: I put them to sleep with my singing.

Tara biting people should be canon 😂

Ikr. We've seen Sam bite Richie, let's have Tara chomping on someone next, please. She's so small and slight, but the jaw is strong, the ultimate defensive weapon. Like a little animal that clenches down and just will not let go.

Wednesday: This documentary is irritating. If you’re going to dissolve the flesh off of the skeleton to get rid of evidence, you have to pull the teeth out and destroy them too. Everyone knows this.

Yoko: Every time you talk it’s giving-

Bianca: Psychopath.

Ajax: Serial killer.

Xavier: Mafia boss.

Enid: Daddy.

Everyone: *staring at Enid*

Enid: I meant to say ‘delusional’…

Wednesday: If you’re going to say things like that in public, the least you could do is commit to it, you coward.

15 years later……

wednesday’s out for blood and making yoko spill all of hers ft. enid dropping the world’s most obvious hints and wednesday being the blindest motherfucker to walk the earth

Enid: I’m warning you, Bianca!

Bianca: What are you going to do? Send your girlfriend after me?

Bianca:

Bianca: Shit, you are going to do that!

Enid: Willa!

Bianca, running away: Fuck! Get out of my way!

My take on Spider!Wednesday