Damn Bro, When I Said You Could Be My Cock I Didn't Think You'd Be Horny All The Time. I Need To Relieve

Give it a whiff I saw you sniffing my gym clothes. That’s it bury your face in there and soon you’ll sink in and be my armpit hair and will be what you love.

Thanks for coming along with me but now I’m getting hungry hope you don’t mind I think you’ll enjoy being apart of me.

Let me be your armpit hair

Shit, my bad, little buddy, was that your friend I absorbed into my chest hair? Sorry, haha... if it’s any consolation, he’s probably enjoying his new life, forever warm and fuzzy on my nice pecs and abs here. See, I have this unique gift, wherever a man cums on my body, he instantly melts down with his own ejaculation and then transforms into hair and takes root there, becoming my conscious body hair forever, until I shave him off, but that’s rare. The more men I absorb, the hairier I get. Ever since I found out I could do this, I’ve been going on Grindr and finding dudes to add to my skin. This beard? Was a hot masc top about a week ago. Look at him now, looks great on my face huh?

I was about to have a new hookup come through and join my asscrack, but come to think of it, I could use some new pubes, and you came through looking for your pal, I’d say it’s fate that you’re here. Why don’t you come over here and join my body? Promise it doesn’t hurt, it actually feels good. You know you want to.

Was going to bring my hookup home but got hungry on the way now I’ll wait for him to digest before I find someone else for tonight.

Hairy in the car