THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR 💥

Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

Just some pretty girls

*scrunch*

No pressure, nose pressure? In 2025? Blessed

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

no but do you understand how much i love too many spirits. chaos bartender steven lim. ricky simply Doing His Best. ryan and shane slowly sinking into their chairs throughout the episodes as they become more and more silly and goofy. the easy camaraderie. the way it feels like there’s an inside joke always going on but you’re always a part of it. the cuts to post-bartending steven where he just looks at ryan and shane like they’re idiots. the little songs for the final stories. clowning on stories only to give them high ratings. ratings based on very minimal parts to a story. the themes. spirit cam. boobs_69_420. literally just the perfect show

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

Me: I watch Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning for the plot

The "plot":

#me in between meals