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Hey guys!

Just wanted to say I’m taking requests for C.ai bots :)

You can do a question thingy or you can just comment on this!

My C.ai handle is therealcliffburton86

Thanks!!! 😁😁😁

Wow he’s autistic (me too Kirk me too)

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

I saw a post once that said something along the lines of “I think some of you forget that Kirk Hammett is a real person. You’re fantasizing about him right now, but he‘s a real person living a real life. He could be pooping right now, and you’re being weird about him.” And I think about this and audibly chuckle every time I take a shit 😭

Not because I agree with it, because everyone knows that Kirk is actually a vampire… but because it’s funny as fuck 😭

Also everyone knows pretty princesses don’t poop 😂😂 silly fake Metallica fans!! 🤣🤣🙏🙏😏🤩😂😻🙏😻😻😕🔥😃💋👅🫀🧅🫀🥲👅🤯💚😭🤪🤪👅👅👅👅👅

Kirk is gay…

I need to get something off of my chest. Now, I understand that this is a very controversial topic in this day and age, but I wanted to be completely transparent with my followers. What I’m about to say may completely wreck your view of me, but it has to be said. Fair warning.

The truth is, Abe Simpson is a DILFFF OMFG HE’S SOOO FINE LIKE ASFGSHGDBH I’LL LISTEN TO YOUR MEANINGLESS STORIES ABIE 🥰🥰🥰 YES OFC I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE ONION ON YOUR BELT AND HOW THAT WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME 🧅🧅🧅 YES OFC I’LL YELL AT CLOUDS WITH YOU ☁️☁️☁️ YES I’LL LISTEN TO YOU TALK ABOUT HOW THE KAISER STOLE YOUR WORD FOR TWENTY SO YOU CHASED HIM DOWN FOR DICKITY-SIX MILES 😭😭😭 ABIE I’LL VISIT YOU EVERY DAY AT THE OLD PEOPLE’S HOME 🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ABRAHAM SIMPSON YOU’RE SO HOT PLEASE MARRY ME 💋💋💋👅👅👅🥺🥺🥺🫀🫀🫀🥺🥺🙏👀👀👀😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😈😈😈😛😛😛😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅

That it all. Thank you for your time.

James and Jason turning up late for an interview together. Yep nothing gay here yeah, totally nothing gay happening between these two. Nopeeeeee. Totallyyyyyyy not gay…

how in the fuck did i achieve this

He was wrong for leaving you Emily I’ll love you forever and ever please kidnap me 🙏🙏🙏

I hate people with fragile masculinity.

For example… if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica, that means I’m just a metalhead guy.

But if I say I’m a metalhead who dedicates his life to Metallica AND Sabrina Carpenter, that means I’m gay??

I can be scary and still like Sabrina :(