Sometimes When I Feel Stressed I Want To Bite People Like Some Kind Of Feral Cat. Not Sure What The Deal

Joining Tumblr in 2022

I'm one of those people who experienced Tumblr secondhand through Pinterest (that's apparently not a unique experience). Been meaning to join for years. It's honestly probably a good thing I waited from what I've heard. In any case, I'm here now. I've never really created any sort of content on a public platform before, so this might be a bit of a learning curve for me.

Problems disorder

Hey, do any of you people remember that one tf2 comic where soldier is talking to a bunch of wooden cutouts thinking they’re real people? You know how it was supposed to be a joke about how insane Soldier is, unable to differentiate the inanimate from the alive? Am I the only one who lost my mind about the implications of that or am I going just as insane as him.

You can see how lazy I got near the end but I couldn’t be bothered to work on this anymore

is the joke supposed to be that it’s completely silent, or is something wrong on my end

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More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

I listened to The Podcast for too many hours and I’m sorry to say it but unfortunately I have become un-normal

Real photo of me reacting to the true inevitability of my own death being explained in detail

Apparently my favorite genre is “deeply dysfunctional, unintentional found family of a group of coworkers (all of whom have attempted to kill at least one of the others at some point), facing off against increasingly horrific forces (their employers), that exist on a scale they don’t even begin to understand until they’re already in over their heads.

I’M A JOKE / I AM THE BAD DAY

Insperation hit me at the dead of night, enjoy.